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The evolution of duh.

It began with a frustration, really. A non-stop epic quest to find a working toilet and a source of clean water.

RESTROOMS FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY

“You have entered my database filed as: ETERNALLY BOYCOTT.”

And a realization that I am a white American man, capable of creating a corporate entity, influential among its peers.

Delivering a common sense message reminder of duh. through the corporate language.

Our target audience – that is: people; human beings, etc. have an unmet dying need to be quenched. The market is thirsty.

“Come to duh. and drink as much water as you want, for free!”

In the spirit of being prepared and understanding the cycles, duh. also provides absolutely free bathrooms, which are clean and stocked! What a relief!

And they will breath a sigh of duh. Why didn't anyone else ever think of this?

Oh, and look over there! An internet computer! Cool, I can checka my email!

And what's this? A customer? Not a chance! It's a freeloader, hallelujah!

Going in my bathrooms and fucking them up and clogging the toilets. Oh well, that's what we pay that kid for. It's a small price to pay for the stream of potential-customers to my shop.